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********************Every thing before is property of Future is bright RPG************************
***********************************Flatulence****************************************************
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September 13th,
2009 2:51 pm
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[Shop]
[Anyone]
[Afternoon]
WEASLEY TRIAL FINALLY OVER, MR.WEASLEY BACK ON TOP
The trial of a Mr. George Daniel Weasley
was finally over todaybafter several unexpected
incidents occurred put a halt on the trial. Day one, a
stink bomb when off in a nearby lavatory causing
the entire Ministry for a week. Week 2 the
Wizengmont had to recess because a kettle of
tea was tainted with what looked to be a concoction
of Mr.Weasley's very own Fainting Fancy,
Fever Fudge, and Puking Pasties. Mr.Weasley
denies any involvement. The prosecutor a
Mr. Donald Davenport, was also subjected to a
series of unfortunate events. Once every member of the
Wizengmont was tip top again, the prosecutor's briefcase
attacked the prosecutor violently
taring his robes to shreds exposing his
rather large stomach and bare bottom. Mrs.Weasley had
to be escorted out of the room due the shock.
There was once again an extended recess to
see just what in Merlin's name was going on.
The short investigation lead not to small
time vandals but six young
boys ranging from 6 to 9, lead by a
16 year old Thomas McFannigan. The
young boys were taken way by their
mums by the ears sentenced to a stern
talking to,a sweet ban and a spanking,
while Thomas McFannigan was
sentenced to writing three rolls on why
obstructing legal proceedings
is wrong and received a school years
worth of detention for leaving
school grounds. Mr.Weasley says though he
had no hand in it he appreciated the
gesture from the boys.
The case was finally concluded
once it was realized by the members of the
Wizingmont that the products plaguing them
during the course of the trial were some of
the very same the prosecutor were deeming
unsafe and aside from being rather annoyed
none of them suffered any physical damages
from eating anything. Coupled with the fact
that each mother testified to have signed
an agreement the Wizingmont decided that
they had had it with the case and to call
it a day and let Mr. Weasley carry on
his legal operation and that we all should learn to
just ignore idol gossip even when it's in the Prophet.
He looked around his shop with a small smile. He was still in debt up to his neck but he had one less thing to worry about. It was going to be a better month.
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August 25th,
2009 10:16 pm
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[Ministry]
[Anyone]
[Afternoon]
Local store owner going against the Ministry
Well loved jokeshop, Weasley Wizard Wheezes owner George Weasley is going in front of the Wizingnmont to challenge a recent government sanctioned ban on the products in his store. "He was testing on children," says Gerald Hamming,head of the improper use of Magic department "he refuses to give us a detailed account of everything in his edible products so we have no choice but to believe that he's hiding something" Mr Weasley and his lawyer argue that they've done absolutely nothing wrong and that they are victims of slander. While the Ministry is condemning Mr. Weasley's practices his Lawyer, Davan Spinner is condemning the media.
"That Chambers reporter is what started this whole circus! It just goes to show how a little gossip can cause such a mess"
The Hearing is scheduled for August 25th
He sat in the hall swatting at Molly's hands as she kept fussing over his hair.
"Mum!"
"I'm only trying to help! Do you think they'll listen to a man with a crooked tie and shabby hair?!" she questioned on the verge of another sobbing fit
"It's not crooked mum it's uncomfortable, but it certainly isn't comfortable! Just leave it!"
She left him be for a moment before she went back to nervelessly dusting off his jacket.
George sighed he just wanted the day to be over with.
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August 5th,
2009 10:06 pm
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[Flat to the streets of diagon]
[Anyone]
[Night]
A vacation was just what he needed, and now that it seemed him and Alicia weren't taking that trip anytime soon he'd take some sort of holiday in Egypt with his brother...and Evey. Well so what if he wasn't getting to play sexy sexy on the beach with his girlfriend. At least it was a break from his problems in London.
He was just thinking about variations of bikini clad Alicia when he heard an earthshaking boom outside that DIDN'T come from his shop.
He poked his head outside and saw 6 small hooded figures run down the street.
"...oh god it's not happening again is...wait."
He rushed down in the direction of the green smoke, before he saw the flat he recognized the smell, swamp, quick swamp to be specific, in front of Roni Chambers flat, and growing at an alarming speed was grape vines covering the walls and doors of the place. He didn't have time to stop and wonder if they had the swamp and vines seep into the house, another blast went off and this time screams could be heard.
"...shit!"
The raced off into the direction of the Ministry where crowds of late night employees were pouring out scratching themselves. Who ever they were they had gone full on prank attack on Diagon! Itching powder bombs on this scale, why didn't he think of it! But the pranksters hadn't stopped there oh no. Whoever was still in the ministry was now fighting their way through the foam now overflowing the fountain and quickly making its way into the streets. He wasn't sure but he was pretty sure the Daily Prophet's floor was now covered in Ivy and smelling of swamp land just like Chambers.
"Oi!" He said to the six little hooded deviants take off running. Wit a quick paralyzing spell he stopped them.
"Ah ha! Just as I suspected! Boys what are you doing here?"
it was his testing team and his former shop-boy Tom.
"Retaliating sir!" Said Tom and the younger boys nodded.
"Retaliating?!"
"Yes sir this is War, war on your good name!"
"Look guys, they're going to think I put you up to this"
"With all respect sir, they'll only think you put us up to this if we get caught."
George couldn't help but smile, after three week long bad day things seem to be getting better. He straightened up and saluted.
"Alright then men, as you were!"
They all ran off back into the darkness The sky then lit up over the Ministry "Damn the Man save the Weasley!"
He smiled like a proud father then apparated back to the flat, yet another reason to be happy he was leaving for Egypt in a few days.
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July 22nd,
2009 10:15 pm
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[Flat]
[Early Evening around quitting time]
[Anyone Attn Alicia]
*A bouquet of flowers arrive on Alicia's desk right before she leaves with a note
"Happy Birthday, tiramisu and a foot rub await you at home"*
*puts the store sign on close not that it matters they had like 10 costumers total today*
*sighs looking at the sign now gracing his store window*
I hope that Roni Chamber's hair falls out and she grows a beard.
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July 13th,
2009 10:51 pm
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[The shop]
[Anyone]
[Monday afternoon]
"I have written consent forms! Contracts I did it all legit!"
"Oh yeah well the Ministry wants to see them all of them and the parents" The man said reading labels on bottles.
"This is all because of a STUPID gossip column, let me tell you something about Roni Bleedin Chambers she and her big mouth will have to answer to MY lawyers. Because this sir is defamation of character!" he shouted at him.
"Mr. Weasley she stated everything truthfully you tested on persons underage and they indeed had side effects."
"Yeah but she made it seem like I was doing something illicit I got permission slips signed by parents and signed a contract stating I wasn't giving them any lethal amounts! and not to mention I payed them! They were practically taste testing toffee"
"Yes Toffees charmed and hex do do Merlin knows what, you sale things that purposefully make people sick"
"Oi all puke from Puking Pasties is magically conjured! "
"Yeah well it smells plenty real and is just as much a pain in the arse to get off a Persian rug!" He muttered.
George was steamed he wanted this haughty bureaucrat out of his shop and out of his hair he was putting off costumers!
He shoved all the copies of parental consent forms and the contract he and the parents signed toward him.
"Now Mr. Weasley understand the reason we need these is to ensure there were no forgeries. Oh yes and to ensure that you have in fact put nothing lethal into these products you've been testing we'll need the recipes"
"Absolutely not, they're a trade secret!"
"Well then you better get one of those damn good lawyers of yours because until this investigation is over with you are not to test any new products"
"THAT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR!" he shouted as the man left the shop.
"I AM A TAX PAYING CITIZEN YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
He picked up the closests thing he could fine and threw it across the shop. A few words now on his window was enough to make him violently angry.
MINISTRY WARNING
UNDER MINISTRY DECREE 796 CREATED UNDER THE MAGICAL HEALTH CODE
WE ARE OBLIGATED TO INFORM THE PUBLIC THAT
THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR POSSIBLE LETHAL PRODUCTS
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July 8th,
2009 4:53 pm
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[Shop where else?]
[Anyone]
[Afternoon]
"Alright lads tongues out" he ordered. Six twelve-year old boys stuck out their tongues.
"Alright Jacob, nice orange color, that's drastically different from the initial green, is it still burning?"
Jacob shook his head.
"Alright Clay, that is a very nice color change purple to green plaid, was the strawberry sweet enough?"
Clay nodded.
George continued on inspecting.
"Jeff, looking good the swellings gone down, David still a few patches of fur there gonna need to work on that, Mike and Nick we will figure out what's making your tongues longer, but tell me is there any discomfort"
"Web sir disbite habing to baste my shirb, ibs billiant!" Mike answered.
George smiled satisfied.
"Alright lads that's a galleon each for today's work head off home Mike and Nick tell your mum if they've not shortened by morning give me a shout yeah?"
He waved them all off after giving all of them their pay.
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| It's guy love between to guuuuuys |
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July 1st,
2009 9:01 pm
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[Oliver and Angie's Flat]
[Anyone Attn:Oliver]
[Early morning]
*Angelina gets out of bed and makes her way to the kitchen to put the kettle on*
*tap*
...?
*tap tap*
*looks out the kitchen window and there's George holding a wireless over his head in the alley, and it's blaring a love song that sounded a bit like like this
*blinks sleepily*
*yawns and calls* Oliver! It's for you!
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